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My Friends.
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I'd like to say 'Hello' to all my friends, especially Rhi and Parr. They are engaged and they make a really cute couple! They're making a homepage aswell but mine is better! I luv u guys!!!
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My Magical Word!
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F*ck is a very magical word (in my opinion) Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there also the following:-
GOODBYE - F*ck off.
GREETINGS - How the f*ck are you?
FRAUD - I got f*cked at the auction.
DISMAY - Oh f*ck it.
TROUBLE - I guess I'm f*cked now.
AGGRESSION - F*ck you.
DIFFICULTY - I can't f*cking do it.
CONFUSION - I don't f*cking understand.
DISPLEASURE - What the f*ck is going on?
INCOMPETENCE - He f*cks up everything.
LOST - Where the f*ck are we?
RETALIATION - Up your f*cking a*se.
Also:
GENERAL CUSTER - "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?"
MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA - "What the f*ck was that?"
CAPTIAN OF TITANIC - "Where is all this f*cking water coming from?"
As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of f*ck!
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AutoCover
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The following are actual statements found on insurance forms.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have anaccident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car infront, I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
I saw a slow moving, sad old faced gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
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